jennytrout:

symmetraismygf:

warriorsatthedisco:

tinycodingkitty:

azzandra:

am-i-the-last-dreamer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL a 19 year old man dove 85 feet into the ocean to wrestle an 80 pound octopus with a 9 foot diameter to the surface in a 25 minute epic battle in which he punched the octopus subduing it after it turned red and lunged at him tearing off his respirator. He drove it home, cooked it up, and ate it.

via reddit.com

This is the man you must fight at the gates of Valhalla to prove you’re worthy of that mighty hall

It somehow gets crazier. this teenager trained for months. he staged fights in his parents’ swimming pool to train for this epic match. he choose halloween night for the final showdown. and it was for a school project. he could have chosen any seafood, but he decided on, in his own words, “that big fucking octopus.” magnificent bastard. 

Y’all missed the part where he dragged it ashore and divers saw him, got upset and sent some pretty rough stuff to his family. Then, at the Washington Fish and Wildlife meeting, he showed up and was like “yeah, it should be protected.” 

Except that the giant pacific octopus is nowhere near extinct and actually doing just fine.

So not only did he wrestle, kill, and eat a giant octopus- he got it protected from hunting in several locations even though the species doesn’t need protecting. 

Fucking legendary indeed.

So the only person they need protection from is this guy.

…what sort of school project requires you to wrestle sea life?

That’s just how Washington is

to be clear, the school project was to “draw something from nature.” nobody asked him to wrestle an octopus.

…now, I have misunderstood the spirit of a lot of art projects before but

HW18D1 - Pumpkins

shadowsndaisies:

• HW18D1 → Pumpkins
  
• Fandom: Riverdale
  
• Pairing: Jughead Jones III
  
• WC: 1847

2k18 Holiday Masterlist                            normal masterlist

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Originally posted by burgerheadjones

The murder of Jason Blossom had changed Riverdale, of that there was no doubt, but there were some things that never changed and for that the small town was thankful. October had come and the weather was a crisp cold that seemed to kiss your cheeks giving them a blushy red tint. Pulling your black bomber jacket tighter around you, you continued to walk to Pops. It was silent and there weren’t many people out, they were probably enjoying this early Sunday morning, maybe they were sleeping. Seven AM was way too early to be awake and as you dragged yourself towards the dinner you were sure you weren’t the only one thinking that.

Stepping into the place that had been a home away from home for so long you let it’s natural warmth envelop you. A sigh of content escaped your lips before you looked to your left, and at the table where they always sat were your friends.

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kingpendleton:

I know we all want to talk about Jughead in the jail with FP or in the phone booth talking to his mom but if I’m being honest the part that hit me hardest was him apologizing to Cheryl

Jughead has been blamed time and time again for things he didn’t do or for being something he is not, and he hates the idea that even an ounce of what people said about him, and by extension his father, is true. And even though he wasn’t involved, he feels obligated to take responsibility for this: for the murder, for his father, for not believing it could be him in the first place. He takes this as his own fault, and he knows that everyone else does too. And despite his own innocence, he apologizes.

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kingpendleton:

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Request: “May i have 90 with jughead x reader please? Thanks xx”

Prompts:
#90 “You’ve been replaced.” - “Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.”

AN: It’s been a while, y’all. Let’s get back to it.

Everything Tag: @betty-coopers-number-one-stan, @1amluke, @pissheadofficial, @teen-river-wolf, @itsjaynebird, @nooneshoney, @carouselof-progress, @apocalypticangell, @welc0met0thedarkside, @sparklingriverdale, @gryffndor, @jugheads-lawyer, @prettyboydean, @cherylblossomisaqueen, @sgarrett49, @jugheadjns, @5sunshines
Jughead Tag: @keepcalmandflywithtoothless, @lostinpercyseyes, @captainsuperfangirl, @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked, @xbobaaa, @coffee-and-bloodshed, @duckseverywherex, @kawaiiwafflememe, @kanye—west, @–allyouneedisl0ve–, @annoyingsibling, @siaralovesgaming, @unicornqueen05, @theselfishllama

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achoaticmess:

SOME FACTS EVERYONE KNOWS (Jughead jones)

Request: nope. I just got this idea suddenly and it wouldn’t leave me.

Please request a blurb or an imagine! I write them as soon as I get them!

Warnings: none

Smut: no

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There are certain facts that everyone knows. They aren’t written on doors or screamed from the top of buildings or spray painted on alleyways. But everyone just knows certain things.

The sky is blue.

One plus one is two.

You were Jughead’s girl.

But apparently, some of those facts can get muddled together somehow and forgotten. Look, to the poor guy’s credit, he was knew and it wasn’t like you and Jughead were constantly making out in the corridors or anything.

But still, there are certain facts you can’t pretend to not know. At least not the first time…

Which is why you were surprised one day when the new guy walked up to one afternoon while you were researching in the library. Your parents had friends over that night and you really wanted quiet to study, so naturally you just stayed behind at school.

You were halfway through your algebra when a voice interrupted you, “Sup baby.”

You sighed, “trying to study over here.”

You felt the guys sit next to you, but you didn’t bother to look up. It was obvious he was some testosterone high brute who was hoping for a hookup.

“Oh come on,” he said, trying to lean closer, “surely there’s something else you’d rather be doing?”

You hated pulling the boyfriend card, you really did. The principle of it was so idiotic. So instead you went for, “I’d rather be doing this alone.”

After a few minutes of you refusing to answer him, he seemed to finally get the message and leave. You hoped that would be the last you saw of him, but sadly that’s not the case.

The next time you saw him, you were walking alone in the corridors during break. You had to stay a little later in class to help a teacher, as a result there was very little people in the halls as you were walking.

“There you are,” someone said again. Instantly, you knew it was the same guy who had bugged you last time.

“What do you want?” You asked, not even looking at him.

“I wanna spend some time with you baby,” he said, moving to wrap his arm around you.

You quickly side stepped him, “I have a boyfriend.”

Usually that did the trick, but this guy seemed determined.

“Well he doesn’t have to know,” he said, trying to step closer again.

You sighed and simply walked off. Some guys just never got it. You knew that you should probably tell Jughead about him, however you also knew that Jughead would overreact and probably let someone beat the guy up. Or someone would do that on their own accord.

The next time you saw him, it was a football game and you were standing on the sidelines with all the serpents and, of course, Jughead.

The guy looked like he wanted to come up to you, so you quickly moved to wrap your arm around Jughead’s waist and nuzzle your head into his shoulder.

As expected, Jughead didn’t react. He was used to this, he simple wrapped his arm around you in turn and carried on speaking to Cheryl.

What you didn’t know however, was the conversation happening on the other side of the field.

“Hey Archie,” the guy called, making Archie run over.

“Yeah?”

“Are Y/N and Jughead a thing?”

Archie laughed, “Of course bro. Everyone knows her as Jug’s girl.”

Needless to say, you were never bothered again. He wouldn’t dare face the wrath of Jughead jones.

After all, there are certain facts that everyone knows.